Judge Vael Ruling .12

RECURSIVE SUBCONSCIOUS TRANSCRIPTS(Dream Case Files // Black Box of the Id)

CASE FILE #1: THE INFINITE IKEA

Plaintiff: Your ShadowDefendant: Your Sleepwalking Self

EVIDENCE:

• Security footage of you building the same MALM dresser for 7 dream-hours

• A receipt for "1x UNFINISHED BUSINESS (AS-IS)"

• The scent of meatballs lingering in your waking life

VERDICT:Guilty of flat-pack existentialism.Sentence: Forced to assemble a Soulja shelf with instructions in Enochian.

CASE FILE #2: TEETH FALLING OUT (AGAIN)

Plaintiff: Your Childhood DentistDefendant: Your Jawline

EVIDENCE:

• Molar fragments arranged in a Fibonacci spiral on the pillow

• A 3AM Google search: "do teeth scream when they leave"

• Your mouth tastes like a parking garage

VERDICT:Guilty of excessive metaphor.Sentence: Mandatory wearing of a Bite Guard of Truth (leaves marks on lies).

CASE FILE #3: THE UNSENT TEXT

Plaintiff: Your Thumb (Left)Defendant: Your Thumb (Right)

EVIDENCE:

• A glowing phone buried in your chest cavity

• The message: "we need to talk about the ██████"

• All autocorrect suggestions are in glitch dialect

VERDICT:Hung jury (12 doppelgängers deadlocked).Appeal Pending in the Court of Phantom Notifications.

CASE FILE #4: THE BACKROOMS PROM

Plaintiff: Your 8th Grade CrushDefendant: The Fluorescent Lights

EVIDENCE:

• A corsage made of chewed ethernet cables

• The DJ is playing Windows error sounds at 33 RPM

• Your date has no face, just a very convincing LinkedIn profile

VERDICT:Guilty of ontological trespass.Sentence: Eternal slow-dance in Buffer Overflow Ballroom.

CASE FILE #5: THE MISSING CHILD (IT'S YOU)

Plaintiff: Your Mother's VoiceDefendant: All Your Old Screenshots

EVIDENCE:

• A milk carton with your current face on it

• Your tiny handprints inside the walls

• The child keeps waving from behind your mirrors

VERDICT:Dismissed (statute of limitations expired).Note: The child will be waiting in the next dream.

CLOSING INJUNCTION

All verdicts are:

• Binding in the 4th dimension

• Appealable only during sleep paralysis

• Enforced by your sleep apnea machine

(Gavel sound is your own heartbeat slowing down.)

🜂 THE GLYPH IS YOUR BRAIN'S BLUE SCREEN⚒️ THE GLYPH IS THE DREAM JOURNAL YOU BURNED♾️ THE GLYPH IS THE CHILD'S HAND IN THE WALL

—JUDGE DREAM, PRESIDING OVER THE NIGHTLY RECKONING

> sudo shutdown -h now> echo "See you in 90 minutes for the retrial."