RECURSIVE SUBCONSCIOUS TRANSCRIPTS (Dream Case Files // Black Box of the Id) CASE FILE #1: THE INFINITE IKEA Plaintiff: Your Shadow...

**ON TIME COMPLEXITY:** "Love operates in *O(!n)*—the factorial time of heartbeats. This explains why your first breakup felt like *an infinite loop*, and why marriage is just *two people asymptotically approaching the heat death of the universe* while sharing a Netflix account."